One False Move and the Rainforest Gets It

Return to sender
IPS News reports:
Ecuadorian officials told an international meeting this week that their government would ban exploitation of huge oil reserves if it was compensated for its effort to save the natural habitat of the Amazon region.
The Ecuadorian government also said it would call back in a year and that the rest of the world shouldn’t try to trace the call.
And whatever you do, don’t call the cops.
Mel Gibson, the nation turns its lonely eyes to you … woo, woo, woo …

“Someone is Going To Pay”
President Rafael (Chick) Correa said, “The international community has to compensate us for the immense sacrifice that a poor country like Ecuador would have to make.”
According to the article, “Correa estimates the compensation figure at around 350 million dollars a year.”
Ecuador would like that in small, unmarked bills … or a check payable to Rafael Correa …
Or else …

“You think we’re kidding … ?”
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