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Sleeping With The Enmity

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

The folks over at Carnival of Climate Change tipped us to this global warming comic strip:

This cartoon gave me the idea to have a sleep-in to raise awareness of global warming. Write to me for tickets to this watershed global event that will be broadcast on web cams all over the world.

Live Nap marks the first time anyone has ever tried to unite two powerful groups: climate change activists and people who like to sleep late.

Featuring appearances by:
Lindsay Lohan, John McCain and that girl from last Friday’s party.
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Live Nap - Together We Can Make a Difference

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Penn & Teller On Recycling

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

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Bin there, done that ….

Sure, building your own worm composting box might be a little too extreme, but most of us are happy to recycle.

The question is … how far would you be willing to go when it comes to recycling your garbage?

In this excerpt from their show, Bullshit!, Penn & Teller try to find out …

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That Worm and Fuzzy Feeling - Part Two

Monday, August 13th, 2007

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Rebounder, defensive specialist, composter …

…Continued from Part One. You can read Part One here.

In Part One, we learned that building a worm composting box is almost as easy as an Amish barn raising. In Part Two, we’ll explore some of the common problems involved in the care and maintaining of your box of soon-to-be nutrient-rich dirt.

According to The City Farmer, “It is necessary to provide a damp bedding for the worms to live in, and to bury food waste in. Suitable bedding materials are shredded newspaper and cardboard, shredded fall leaves, chopped up straw and other dead plants, seaweed, sawdust, compost and aged manure. ”

Ask your local manure sommelier to recommend a good aged manure. Despite the fact that they eat garbage, worms are very discerning when it comes to manure.

Some good values can be found in the Australian and Chilean manures but the best manure is produced in Washington, D.C. during Presidential election years. Consider treating your worms to a dry, complex manure from 2004 on those occasions where you really want to make an impression on your red wigglers.

When in doubt, consult the ratings in the current issue of Manure Spectator.

Where do you get the worms for your little compost factory?

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That Worm and Fuzzy Feeling - Part One

Monday, August 13th, 2007

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Red wigglers and The Wiggles: Both create output that can be used for compost …

My biggest problem with trying to adopt a green lifestyle is that I never know when people are being serious with their suggestions.

I remember the first time someone advanced the idea that I should sift through my own garbage and pull out cans, newspapers and bottles. My initial reaction was, “Isn’t that why we have homeless people?”

But, here we are, some years later and I’m dutifully separating my garbage into four color-coordinated, plastic-bag-lined milk crates. Go figure.

We’re continually asked to do all kinds of crazy things in the name of being green. I now buy CFL bulbs, despite the fact that, if I ever break one, I have to don a haz-mat suit and call three different government agencies to handle the clean-up.

I’m convinced that one day we’re going to learn that Greenpeace employs a secret brigade of some of the country’s top practical jokers who do nothing but sit around all day, think up wacky ideas and bet each other, “How many people do you think we can get to do that?

This secret cabal is getting more outrageous all the time. I have it on reliable reports (and by “reliable” I mean the voices in my head) that the heaviest betting action so far is on the latest suggestion that people should be vermicomposting in their apartments.

Vermicomposting is a method of creating a “nutrient-rich, natural fertilizer and soil conditioner” in your own apartment by using worms, preferably red wigglers, that you can buy for $29.00 per pound.

As a long time Manhattan resident, I’ve spent a good number of years trying to keep creepy, crawly things out of my apartment. Now, websites like the City Farmer, are telling me I should set aside six to ten square feet of prime urban real estate for the care and feeding of tens hundreds thousands of worms.

Okay, I’ll do it … but only if I they chip in for the rent.

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News as Gossip Touts New Electric Car

Sunday, August 12th, 2007

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Shameless plug …

The News as Gossip blog has a piece on GM’s efforts to build an electric car at: GM Leading Race to Build Unreliable Electric Car.

Don’t miss the other piece further down on President Bush rejecting tax hikes as a way to help raise money to repair the country’s infrastructure.

An excerpt:

President Bush today said he opposes tax hikes to repair bridges, and instead believes people should simply avoid bridges by purchasing more gas and taking the long way home.

Former Showbiz Show and Craig Kilborn writer Julius Sharpe is a long-time EnTalk favorite.

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Damn You, Global Warming

Thursday, August 9th, 2007
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“What do you mean, ‘There’s a bit of a network problem?!’”

Hey, gang! After two days of network problems we’re back up and running.

(Try to contain your enthusiasm….)

As with all things bad, we’ve managed to trace the network outage back to global warming.

Either that or it had something to do with the backhoe that cut the network cable … but that only happened because the guy running it was dehydrated from all the hot weather and wasn’t able to concentrate.

Internet outages are at an all-time high this year. This coincides perfectly with the increase in greenhouse gases.

Clearly, we’re nearing a tipping point - if you want consistent service, you need to tip the guy who comes to repair your cable connection.

Internet outages are real. Let’s act now before it’s too late.

Um, I’m not really sure what we need to do but we definitely need to take action.

Somebody recycle a hard drive or something ….

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C-Note Below for Cash Contest

Tuesday, August 7th, 2007

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Check this out…

The PTB (Powers That Be) here at 451 Press are holding a contest.

All you need to enter is an opinion … on pretty much anything.

Comment on any 451 Press site (say, Environmental Talk or Get Incensed just to name a couple) during the month of August and you’re automatically entered.

451 Press has over 300 blogs. Each time you comment on one during the month of August you get a chance to win cold, hard cash.

Three comments will be chosen at random to win a cash prize of $300, $200 or $100.

Enter early and often. Operators are standing by.

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Global Warming Doesn’t Stand A Chance

Monday, August 6th, 2007

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Previously, on “24″ …

Everybody tells me that we’re close to a tipping point on global warming, but I’m not worried because Jack Bauer is on the case.

The Washington Post reports that, starting next season, producers of 24 “will take steps to reduce and offset the carbon emissions from the show’s production, with the goal of having the season finale be entirely carbon-neutral.”

In addition, anyone who is identified as a global warming skeptic will have a hood put over their head, be taken to an undisclosed location and Jack Bauer will demand to know, “WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!”

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The Gathering Storm

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

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Future carbon cops?

In a recent article, Robert Tracinski wrote about some disturbing features of the global warming movement in contrast to previous movements that attempted to exert political power.

He mentions two points that set climate change activists apart from some of their predecessors.

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The Sky is Falling - Thursday Edition

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

Ed. note: I’m on vacation in Colorado this week … thought I’d leave you a couple of excerpts from “The Sky is Falling: A Global Warming Survival Guide” to keep you going through the week….

Just think about it. What if everyone took some steps to stop global warming? At the very least, you might make a few friends, and you’d get the chance to pester your elected officials.

Meanwhile, if you’re busy dealing with day-to-day woes, we’ve got you covered. Here are 12 things you can do to feel like you’re doing something about global warming:
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The Sky is Falling - Wednesday Edition

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

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Our consensus delivered in under 30 minutes … or it’s free!

Ed. note: I’m on vacation in Colorado this week … thought I’d leave you a couple of excerpts from “The Sky is Falling: A Global Warming Survival Guide” to keep you going through the week….

With all the talk about a scientific consensus on global warming, we thought we’d take a look at some of the great consensuses consensi group-thinks and their consequences throughout history. Today, the Top 5.


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The Sky is Falling - Tuesday Edition

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

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How’s that consensus working out for you?

Ed. note: I’m on vacation in Colorado this week … thought I’d leave you a couple of excerpts from “The Sky is Falling: A Global Warming Survival Guide” to keep you going through the week….

With all the talk about a scientific consensus on global warming, we thought we’d take a look at some of the great consensuses consensigroup-thinks and their consequences throughout history: (Numbers 10 through six today; Top 5 tomorrow)


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The Sky is Falling - Monday Edition

Monday, July 30th, 2007

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Golden retrievers try to escape the damage they’ve caused ….”

Ed. note: I’m on vacation in Colorado this week … thought I’d leave you a couple of excerpts from “The Sky is Falling: A Global Warming Survival Guide” to keep you going throughout the week ….

Has the average temperature of the planet risen over the past century? Yes, it has … by a whopping whole half a degree centigrade. Interestingly, nearly three-quarters of that rise took place prior to the 1940s–well before any major man-made emissions of fossil fuel. That fact doesn’t exactly jibe with the industrial-man-as-the-causeof-global-warming theory but, no matter; throw in some news footage of natural disasters and a deep, authoritative voice-over blaming it all on man’s violation of Gaia, and people will forget about actually checking to see if it all makes sense.

Are we saying humans haven’t contributed at all to the global rise in temperatures? Of course not; we probably have. But so have Golden Retrievers – there are more of them than ever and they throw off a lot of heat after a good run in the park. Oh, and by the way, trees, clouds, sun-spots, cyclical ocean currents and a ton of other things we can’t even begin to understand have also contributed. However, it’s just not as sexy as blaming big corporations, greedy politicians and SUV-driving junior executives.

But what about the future? Some folks say it’s too late to stop global warming – others believe we can delay the end of the world as we know it. How much hotter is it going to get over our lifetime?
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Fruit … and Nuts

Friday, July 27th, 2007

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Elizabeth Edwards: “Just say ‘No’ … to fruit salad.”

One of the great things about politics is that it gets the whole family involved.

You really don’t get that in any other profession. Nobody interviews a doctor’s wife and asks, “Do you think your husband should be using the imported artificial heart or should he be buying local?”

People don’t even ask Katie Holmes whether Tom Cruise should have made his character more emotional in Vanilla Sky, and they’re in the same profession.

As a result, I have some sympathy when people ask the wives of political candidates questions on hot-button political topics. Then again, Elizabeth Edwards is a lawyer … so, screw her.

Much political hay has been made over Ms. Edwards comments to an environmental group in McClellanville, South Carolina a couple days ago. According to published reports, in response to a question about the importance of buying locally as an environmental strategy, she responded:

“We’ve been moving back to ‘buy local,’” Mrs. Edwards said, outlining a trade policy that “acknowledges the carbon footprint” of transporting fruit.

“I live in North Carolina. I’ll probably never eat a tangerine again,” she said, speaking of a time when the fruit is reaches the price that it “needs” to be.

The controversy surrounding Ms. Edwards’ remarks is illuminating. Most of the barbs thrown her way have focused on the hypocrisy and impracticality surrounding much of the “buy local” approach to living your life. In a nutshell, “buying local” is hard to practice consistently and impossible to practice when carried to any significant extent.

If you’re never going to eat a tangerine again, does that mean you won’t drink any orange juice since tangerines are a part of most commercially produced juice? If the concept is right for food, does it extend to other products? Do you only buy televisions, sneakers and telephones that are made locally? Are you even allowed to make a long-distance phone call and use valuable energy all across the country?

The criticism of Ms. Edwards, to me, is misplaced. If she (or anyone else) wants to go through the time and effort of choosing local products at the supermarket, Gaia bless you.

Personally, I don’t want to have to log on to Mapquest and do all kinds of other research just to make dinner. Plus, I’m pretty sure there isn’t a local company near me that makes Hot Pockets.

I’m a lot more concerned with Ms. Edwards’ comments that the the price of fruit (or anything) isn’t where it “needs” to be.

Somehow, millions of individual consumer choices haven’t gotten tangerines or, by extension, cars, airplane flights, recycled clothes, bottled water or whatever Liz Edwards doesn’t agree with or isn’t produced in North Carolina, where they “need” to be.

But Liz, with her advanced degrees, will no doubt be able to tell us exactly where those things should be priced - not only in relation to every other product but also to achieve the social goals that she knows we all should be pursuing but maybe just haven’t become enlightened enough to embrace just yet.

When asked about his wife’s comments, candidate Edwards said, “Would I add to the price of food? I’d have to think about that.”

How could we not elect a couple who possess such massive intelligence to the White House?

Unless I’m just getting massive intelligence confused with unbridled arrogance….

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Welcome to the Jungle, Part Tres

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

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There are many strange and wondrous creatures in this country that has no subway system and no NY Post….

Parts One and Two of “Welcome to the Jungle” can be found here and here.

Despite spending much of my life in an urban environment, when it came time to go on a little mini-vacation I raided my own personal Fresh Air Fund to send this Philadelphia/New York/Tokyo city kid and party to a small spot on the west coast of Costa Rica.

Here are a couple of pictures from the trip…

What’s that? You forgot you have to go shampoo your cat? Sure, I understand … maybe when you come back later ….

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Our pilot Miguel (right) would take us from San Jose to Tambor despite “a few clouds” that I noted before we took off. It was only after we took off that we learned Miguel wasn’t really a licensed pilot … but he had stayed at a Holiday Inn the previous night.

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As we neared Tambor, Miguel assured us there was a runway down there … somewhere.

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I wasn’t kidding about the road to Florblanca. There’s never a Mafia-run construction crew when you need them…

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In the jungle, life is stripped down to the essence. You have to rely on your wits and cunning in order to survive. Unless, of course, you tip the staff to get extra towels…

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Site of the 2007 Super Bowl of Lovemaking … or the local comedy club, depending on who you ask…

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If you look closely, you can see one of the other villas that was about 25 feet directly in front of our veranda…

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The outdoor bathtub and the view looking skyward as you attempt to recover after your first yoga class…

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I bet a New York City cockroach could take this Costa Rican spider … but you’d have to give me odds…

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I always thought that exotic plants only grew in the lobby of Citibank…

We enjoyed our trip to Costa Rica and came away with a new-found appreciation for the beauty and splendor of this natural setting.

Still, the country is not without its dangers.

You could visit and find out when you come back that you’re engaged ….

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