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Bless Me, Mother Earth, For I Have Sinned…

by Mark Jabo

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If I Did It, Here’s How I Wouldn’t Recycle ….

Are you feeling a little guilty about what you’re doing to stop global warming?

Maybe you’ve barbecued more than once this week or gone over your self-imposed limit of only showering for two minutes and 45-seconds on even-numbered days…

Maybe you forgot to key your neighbor’s new Hummer or didn’t take the time to berate an old lady for using an electric wheelchair…

Whatever your global warming sins are-ruh…whatever eeee-vil you may have done to the planet…

Brother and sisters, you can be saved. It’s not to late to repent and confess your climate change sins. All you have to do…I said, aaall-uh you have to do…is click on True Green Confessions.com

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“It’ll go easier for you if you confess….”

True Green Confessions is a website where you can confess your recycling sins and voyeuristically check out other people’s environmental transgressions.

Confessing is cheaper than buying carbon offsets and, just like the Catholic version, leaves you with that fresh-scrubbed, absolved feeling … so you can go out and sin all over again next week.

Say “Hallelujah!”

Bring it on home with Spanish subtitles, Kirk…


“G.P. (green people?) are you with me?”
“Oh, yeah…we got the green, ain’t goin’ nowhere…”

Special thanks to Susie over at The Accidental Environmentalist for tipping us off to True Green Confessions.

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Environmental Talk is a blog that attempts to do the impossible . . . which is to have a reasoned and nuanced approach to the science and issues surrounding global warming. At the same time, we are not above taking the occasional potshot at the extremists and posers on both sides of the topic.

As a global warming agnostic, blogger/moderator Mark Jabo attempts to come down squarely on the side of finding humor in what is, too often, a needlessly contentious topic.

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