Who Knew?
Monday, July 9th, 2007
Biggest event ever staged. And the concert was big too…
In case you were living without electricity or newspapers in an effort to reduce your carbon footprint, you probably know that the Live Earth concert took place over the weekend. The concert billed by organizers as, “the biggest musical event ever” set records for attendance, Internet coverage and hypocrisy.
Madonna, fresh off being voted Least Green Celebrity in a recent poll, headlined the London concert. Also performing at the Wembley Stadium concert was the hip new group, Duran Duran who, if I’m not mistaken, have a hole in the ozone named after them due to their heavy use of hairspray back in the 80’s.
The series of concerts was designed to raise awareness of global warming. And, it’s a good thing, too. Because before this weekend, you almost never heard anything about the whole “climate change” issue. By that yardstick alone, you’d have to judge the concert as a hugely redundant success.
According to Reuters article, “The Live Earth global pop concerts on Saturday broke a record for an online entertainment show by generating more than 9 million Internet streams.”
The Reuters article went on to explain, “An Internet stream is when a person watches on a computer.”
Maybe the next concert should be to raise awareness of Internet terminology.
Early estimates by critics of the concerts indicated that organizers would need to plant over 100,000 trees to offset the carbon emissions generated by Live Earth. So, be sure to add “having a massive concert series to stop global warming” to the oxymoronic list of “bombing for peace” and “screwing for virginity.”
Still, if the concert served to make just one more person aware of the purported dangers of global warming and what we each can do to stave off the coming Apocalypse, it would have been worth it.
As one concert-goer at a pre-concert tailgating party at the Meadowlands concert venue noted, “I’m drinking a beer for global warming.”
Now, that’s the kind of social activism we can all get behind.
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